Saturday, May 30, 2009

Facebook Announces its New Recycling Program

So I've been thinking how nifty facebook is lately. While my friend Angie was away in England it allowed me to see what she was up to and check out her pictures. I've been able to send out event invitations super easy, I've connected with old friends etc. Its been pretty great.

Here's what hasn't been great.... the recycling program.

There's somewhat of a phenomenon that maybe only occurs after you get past the age of 25. It generally happens after you break up with someone, someone close to you gets married, or your back up plan finds love. Its called contacting all the people that you might have had a chance with and testing the waters. This might not be such a bad thing if things had ended between you and these people amicably. If it ended in any other way.. DO NOT CONTACT these lost loves... here are a few examples.

1. If it ended by you just vanishing one day with no explanation of why...
2. If it ended with her finding out you are secretly married with children and you might have an abusive past...
3. If it ended because you were soliciting sex off the internet...

These are just a few examples, I'm sure there are many many more. I'm all for recycling in the environment, but let's recycle with caution in matters of the heart.